Location: Prague, Czech Republic

Dusti Stoves and Gunja Dunn are driving an Audi S4 down the ancient streets of Old Europe listening to the Goodie Mob song “Black Ice”.

“Touch what I never touched befo’, seen what I never seen befo’

Woke up and seen the sun sky high, sky high”

It was a extremely clear evening and Dusti was testing out the engine a little bit. Just a few seconds later, a reflective flicker of a hint of a life force emerged from the fog on the side of the road as they had just crossed the Charles Bridge. Both of their strong intuitions let them know what was about to happen. Dusti instantly slammed on the brakes and they slid for what felt like (check stopping distance for Audi S4) yards. At the end of the slide, they nudged this apparent being which looked somewhat like an apparition.

New character: Jason from Area 13

He’s groggy.   He looks at us and says, “I escaped a from an alien spaceship!”

He started to speak and then paused; he did this a few times. It seemed like he was trying to piece bits of information together that his brain forgot. He began mumbling, saying over and over again in a stutter, “Area 13, area 13.” He then said, “my name is Jason but I can’t remember my last name, area 13, area 13.” They set him on the side of the road, ran to the car attempting to leave.  They wanted to get the hell out of there and try to forget about the whole ordeal.

Religion vs. Evolution

Just then,

Dumder (Doomder) Reckon, the main character is there!

He’s got your typical 1950’s American male sales pitch voice. When they looked at him, it was almost like they could see through his eyes. His hair was very wavy, it tended to move like the waves of the ocean. He body was so extremely sculpted that he almost looked fake; he was wearing a tuxedo, a nice looking Armani tux.

The first words out of his mouth were,

“have you ever noticed that 3/4ths of the Earth is water. Humans think that they’re so big and mighty but they only control 1/4th of the planet. Even if you include the top of the water that they roam on with their crafts, they have yet to harness the power that lies beneath. A whole society, another existing food chain that the humans barely play a part in. So to speak, they are not an integral part of the structure-society that lies beneath the sea. Let’s put it this way, how smart are the humans? Are you the smartest beings on the planet? How much happier are the dolphins.....................Proof have it, the test for the humans is utopia; the most unachievable goal possible. But it's right in their grasp, what is human nature? The fact remains that humans will never obtain utopia because they must always have something to attack, that is why I am not here talking to you right now; and my kind will never exist to you. Because if we were known you, humans would instantly stop fighting yourselfs and bond together in hatred for us. Having something other than yourselves to fight leads to your utopia. But you humans have more pressing issues to attend to. The people that you call prophets or messiahs were actually interstellar travelers that inhabited Earth. They were sent to spread our code.  What you call religion are actually hybrids or adaptations of the code we spread. The code in the beginning was intended to be used as morals to live your life by. If everyone did this, utopia was within grasp. Within the deep sacred texts of your religions lies a deeper code, one of more relevance the humans have yet to uncover. I have chosen to grant you the 3 original religious books that we first gave to your planet. You must use these books to perform these 2 additional tasks.

1. You must decipher these texts for within lies the date when a comet will annihilate your planet leaving nothing but dust in its path.
2. Also within these texts lies the plans to build a ship that will allow intergalactic travel with a unlimited fuel source.

He then looks up at the sky and says “rain check” then made a sound that I can only describe as one of those sounds from the movie Dune.

Poof, he and Jason were gone and instantly it began raining with ominous clouds hovering in the sky. Lying where he stood were three religious books.

When Dusti and Gunja later opened the books they found certain lines in the text underlined. They racked their minds for two years trying to crack that code. When they finally figured it out, the date the asteroid was supposed to hit was a hundred and fifty years away; way after their lifetimes.  So they casually tossed the code and the books in the ocean and never mentioned it again.

Fast forward 200 years.

Location: Spaceship, close to M42 Nebula

A class meets in the middle of ship looking out a giant window viewing the nebula. They stand next to the feet of two huge statues that rise through the glass into space.

“And that class is how the dolphin race escaped the comet Nibiru that destroyed planet Earth in 2166. If it wasn’t for Dusti Stoves and Gunja Dunn, the two likenesses you see here in these statues, the dolphin race would have perished along with the humans.”

Written by,

Professor Porpoise